How did you get here?
πŸ’ƒ Because i'm getting crunk. πŸ’ƒ
lianeeeeeeee:
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random-ocelot:

If ten million shopping carts


heterosexualvolcano:

just-shower-thoughts:

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure